I Left England When I Was Four

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.