I Left England When I Was Four

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

I Knew The President Would Run For Reelection In 1984. Why Not? Actors Love Sequels ... And Returns.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.