I Left England When I Was Four

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.