I Left England When I Was Four

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.