My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.