I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother