I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.