I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.