I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!