I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!