With My Old Man I Got No

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.