I Used To Think That The Brain

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

The Irs Sent Back My Tax Return Saying I Owed $800. I Said If You'll Notice, I Sent A Paper Clip With My Return. Given What You've Been Paying For Things Lately, That Should More Than Make Up The Difference.