My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But

My Sister Gained 80 Pounds Expecting Her Baby. Well, You Get Nervous, Waiting For Those Adoption Papers To Clear.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

Sometimes My Mother Goes Through My Socks And Underwear. I Wouldn't Mind, But It Tickles So Much!

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?