My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

I Told My Wife She Looks Sexy With Black Fingernails. Now She Thinks I Slammed The Car Door On Her Hand On Purpose.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.