My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

My Sister Married A German. He Complained He Couldn't Get A Good Bagel Back Home. I Said: 'well, Whose Fault Is That?'