I'm Not A Fatalist; Even If I

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.

When I Was Ten, My Family Moved To Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I Was Twelve, I Found Them.

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.