Middle Age: When You Begin To Exchange

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.