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If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!