Golf - A Young Man's Vice And

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

If Writers Were Good Businessmen, They'd Have Too Much Sense To Be Writers.

You Had To Hate The Colonel A Whole Lot To Keep From Loving Him.

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.