Golf - A Young Man's Vice And

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.

Golf - A Young Man's Vice And An Old Man's Penance.

Reelfoot Is, And Has Always Been, A Lake Of Mystery.in Places It Is Bottomless. Other Places The Skeletons Of The Cypress-trees That Went Down When The Earth Sank, Still Stand Upright So That If The Sun Shines From The Right Quarter, And The Water Is Less Muddy Than Common, A Man, Peering Face Downward Into Its Depths, Sees, Or Thinks He Sees, Down Below Him The Bare Top-limbs Upstretching Like Drowned Men's Fingers, All Coated With The Mud Of Years And Bandaged With Pennons Of The Green Lake Slime.

If A Woman Likes Another Woman, She's Cordial. If She Doesn't Like Her, She's Very Cordial.

As I Understand It, Sport Is Hard Work For Which You Do Not Get Paid.