A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

Middle Age: When You Begin To Exchange Your Emotions For Symptoms.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.