To Be Born In Kentucky Is A

Of All American Cities Of Whatever Size The Most Friendly On Preliminary Inspection, And On Further Acquaintance The Most Likable. The Happiest-hearted, The Gayest, The Most Care-free City On This Continent.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

I've Just Learned About His Illness. Let's Hope It's Nothing Trivial.

A Funeral Eulogy Is A Belated Plea For The Defense Delivered After The Evidence Is All In.

Humor Is Merely Tragedy Standing On Its Head With Its Pants Torn.