Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned

Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned At Leisure.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

Some Take Their Gold In Minted Mold, And Some In Harps Thereafter, But Give Me Mine In Bubbles Fine And Keep The Change In Laughter.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.