Rachel Johnson Quotes

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

The Lady' Is A Piddling Little Magazine That No One Cares About Or Buys.

In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham And Mayonnaise, Not Trendy Tossed Leaves.

There Was A Time When No Difficult Subjects Were Ever Aired In The 'lady', And Sadly, Life Isn't Like That.

I'd Like To See Women Get On To Boards And Run Companies Despite The Fact That Men Occupy The Citadels Of Power.

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.

I Went Freelance In 1996 And My Children Are Now Teenagers And It Seemed Right.

I Want 'the Lady' Magazine To Be Restored To Its Traditional Place In The Pantheon Of Weekly Magazines.

I Am A Total Coffee Snob And Bore. If Anyone Makes The Mistake Of Offering Me 'a Coffee' They Tend To Regret It - I'm Worse Than Mariah Carey, And The Hot Milk Rider Is Completely Non-negotiable.

I Don't Mind Being Called Snobbish, A Pain And A Social Climber, But Being Called Unkind Really Hurts.

I Love Writing Journalism Because It's All Over In Two Hours And Comes Straight Off The Top Of The Head. Writing Novels Is Soooooo Much Harder. It's The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done.

I Think Everyone Can Recognize The One-upmanship And The Competition That Go On Wherever You Are, Especially Among Groups Where The Women Don't Have To Hold Down Office Jobs And Instead Get In A Total Snit About Who Won The Longest Carrot Contest Or Took First Prize For Summer Chutney In The August Fete.