Man Does Not Control His Own Fate.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!