Man Does Not Control His Own Fate.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.