Man Does Not Control His Own Fate.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!