I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.