I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.