I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.