I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

The Arab And The Camel Are Inseparable. It's Been Said That And Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.