Come On In Girls, And Leave All

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down