Come On In Girls, And Leave All

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.