In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control,

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.