Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

I've Learned: When You Get Older, Who Cares? I Don't Mince Words, I Don't Hold Back. What Are You Gonna Do To Me? Fire Me? It's Been Done. Threaten To Commit Suicide? Done. Take Away My Show? Done! Not Invite To Me To The Vanity Fair Party? I've Never Been Invited! If I Ever Saw The Invitation, I'd Use It As Toilet Paper.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.