I Am So Out Of The Loop.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

I Adore My Apartment In New York. It Was A Ballroom That I Remade, So It's Like A Loft But Done By Louis The Fifteenth.

Some Women Take Up The Law And Become Lawyers. Other Women Lay Down The Law And Become Wives.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.