I Am So Out Of The Loop.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.