I Want To Be Buried In A

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.