I Want To Be Buried In A

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.