I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Am Definitely Going To Watch The Emmys This Year! My Makeup Team Is Nominated For “best Special Effects.”