I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.