Best Toes Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I'm Just A Potato That Won't Quit. I'm A Potato With Some Legs. Some Have Eyes, I've Got Legs.

I Don't Really Read The Reviews, But I Remember One A Long Time Ago I Read That Said That I Had A Face Like A Potato.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Down On The Best Western. They Have The Best Sweet Potato Fries I've Ever Had.

I Always Befriended Animals And Have Said Many A Good Word For Them. Even To The Least-loved Mosquitoes I Gave Many A Meal, And Told Them To Go In Peace.

I Stare At Him. I Feel My Heartbeat Everywhere, Even In My Toes. I Feel Like Doing Something Bold, But I Could Just As Easily Walk Away. I Am Not Sure Which Option Is Smarter, Or Better. I Am Not Sure That I Care.

Don’t Tell Me You’re Going To Eat A Mashed-potato Sandwich

I Am Marked Like A Road Map From Head To Toe With My Repressions. You Can Travel The Length And Breadth Of My Body Over Superhighways Of Shame And Inhibition And Fear.

In London I Had Pear Trees In My Back Garden, So I'd Make My Own Pear And Green Tomato Chutney.

If Health And A Fair Day Smile Upon Me, I Am A Very Good Fellow; If A Corn Trouble My Toe, I Am Sullen, Out Of Humor, And Inaccessible.

Most Of Us Tiptoe Through Life In Order To Make It Safely To Death.

He Read Me Extracts From A Medical Journal Describing The Progress Of A Staphylococcus Aureus Infection. And Then He Pleasured Me With A Potato.

I Don't Know What Kind Of Swag I'd Get If I Were Extra Irish. It Would Just Be, Like, Extra Potatoes. Or Like A Free Pint Of Guinness.