Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.