Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.