Laughter Is An Instant Vacation.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.