Just Went To The Gym And Worked

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Favorite Episode Of Full House Was, I Always Tell Them: It Was The Last One!

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.