My Mom Just Told Me It's Impossible

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

My Favorite Procrastination Is To Make The Choice To Have Valuable Times With Human Beings That I Care About Instead Of Holing Myself Up Alone To Get My Work Done.

My Humor Was Kind Of From My Dad And All The Stuff That We Went Through, Which Was A Lot Of Death. My Humor Was An Escape.

I Love My Mom! You Can Too For $12!