Best Fleas Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

We're Living In Primate Heaven. We're Warm, Dry, We're Not Hungry, We Don't Have Fleas And Ticks And Infections. So Why Are We So Miserable?

That Woman Doesn't Have The Sense God Gave A Retarded Flea.

At A Flea Market I Always Head For The Junk Jewelry Table First.

A Professor Must Have A Theory As A Dog Must Have Fleas.

To Produce A Mighty Book, You Must Choose A Mighty Theme.

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

I Always Like My Trailer Or Hotel Room To Have Fresh Flowers Or Pillows I Find At A Local Flea Market - Anything To Personalize The Environment.

Through Three Cheese Trees Three Free Fleas Flew. While These Fleas Flew, Freezy Breeze Blew. Freezy Breeze Made These Three Trees Freeze. Freezy Trees Made These Trees' Cheese Freeze. That's What Made These Three Free Fleas Sneeze.

If You Go Long Enough Without A Bath, Even The Fleas Will Let You Alone.

My Favorite Things Often Have A Story Behind Them And Are Usually Handmade Or Discovered At A Flea Market.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

Flea And Anthony Are Into Funk, Like Old School Meters And Stuff Like That.