I Never Went To Camp As A

I Have Three Kids, The Oldest Is 18 And Her Friends Are Going To See It The Aristocrats Because They Told Her They're Going To See It, Especially Her Guy Friends.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

25, 30 Years Ago, That Meant Something, They Were Making Some Money. And They Were Doing All Sorts Of Comedy, Screaming At The Audience, Basically Crowd Control. And Then There Was The Whole Urban Comedy Scene.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher So When You Get Divorced You Know How To Go Down On Yourself.