I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

I Never Went To Camp As A Kid. I Couldn't Get Into An Ivy League School. I Wouldn't Join A Biker Club.

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.