I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

I Don't Roll Like That But I've Never Been With A Hooker Either. Yeah, That's Good To Say In An Interview Cause I Feel Bad A Little Because People Grew Up Watching Me And That's A Little Disturbing.

They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

Full House Was A Show That Was Done For Ten-year-olds. The Critics Hated It. They Said Terrible, Terrible Things About It. But It Should Have Been Reviewed By Ten-year-olds. That's Who It Was Made For. They Loved It. And If They Loved It, Great. Why The Hell Does A Fifty-year-old Guy Working At A Big Newspaper Have To Tell Me I'm A Piece Of Crap?

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them