What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There,

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.