I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

There Are A Lot Of Things Money Can't Buy. Not One Of Them Is On My Son's List.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?