I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.