I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

Now That Doctors Have Stopped Making House Calls, Lots Of Patients Now Have To Die Without Their Help.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.