I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Was In Late 1959, When I Appeared In Let's Make Love At Fox. The Wide-eyed Marilyn I Had First Known Was Gone. This Marilyn Was More Beautiful Than Ever.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.