I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"