I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.