My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.