My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

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Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.