My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.