My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

I Wanted To Get The Guy Who Works Next To Me In The Office Something He Really Wants, But How Do You Wrap Up A Saloon?

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.