I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.