As Soon As The War Ended, We

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.