As Soon As The War Ended, We

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.