I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.