I've Got To Watch Myself These Days.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.