To Give You An Idea Of How

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.