I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.