You Know You're Getting Old When The

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.