You Know You're Getting Old When The

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."