I've Found It's Better To Talk To

The Story Of A Mother's Life: Trapped Between A Scream And A Hug.

Because The Majority Of My Readers Are Women, I Feel That One Public Service I Can Provide To Them Is To Spread The Message Of Regular Mammograms And Early Detection Within The Strip.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

I Can't Tell My Conscience From My Insecurities.

All Parents Believe Their Children Can Do The Impossible. They Thought It The Minute We Were Born, And No Matter How Hard We've Tried To Prove Them Wrong, They All Think It About Us Now. And The Really Annoying Thing Is, They're Probably Right.