Defy Your Own Group. Rebel Against Yourself.

I'm Most Proud Of Having Created Something That Men Never Completely Get.

My Dog Was With Me All The Time. I Talked To My Dog. She Was My Best Buddy. I Shared All My Secrets With Her, But I Don't Think I Every Really Tried Jokes Out With The Dog.

Food ... Love ... Mother ... Career ... Live Every Day To The Fullest. Partake Of The Four Basic Guilt Groups.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

My Mother Had Always Taught Me To Write About My Feelings Instead Of Sharing Really Personal Things With Others, So I Spent Many Evenings Writing In My Diary, Eating Everything In The Kitchen And Waiting For Mr. Wrong To Call.