One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes,

Because The Majority Of My Readers Are Women, I Feel That One Public Service I Can Provide To Them Is To Spread The Message Of Regular Mammograms And Early Detection Within The Strip.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

A Lot Of Married People Certainly Have Wonderful Relationships With Their Dogs, But When You're Single And Your Dog Is The Only Other Living Thing In Your House, It's A Really Special Relationship Which I Wanted Cathy To Have.

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.