Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.

All Mothers Have Intuition. The Great Ones Have Radar.

I Can't Tell My Conscience From My Insecurities.

So Often, Happiness Is The Extent To Which We Balance Our Grandiose Expectations With Reality.

I'm Married, Which Means That Instead Of Occasionally Wondering About Men From Afar, I Actually Live With One And Can Be Constantly Astounded By The Strange Male Brain.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.