I've Always Felt England Was A Great

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.