I Feel Very Humble, But I Think

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.