I Feel Very Humble, But I Think

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.