I Feel Very Humble, But I Think

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.