It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.