It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.