It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.