It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.