I Don't Know Kid, There Are So

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.