I Don't Know Kid, There Are So

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!