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Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.