What A Childhood I Had. My Parents

I Don't Get No Respect

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.