Arthur Smith Quotes

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

I Am 54 And Age Is Slowly Writing Itself On My Face.

It Is More Interesting To Be Compared To Someone Famous, Because It Lets You Gauge What Perceptions People Have About Your Appearance.

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.

After You've Read A Novel, You Only Retain A Vague Memory Of Its Contents. You Remember The Atmosphere, The Odd Image Or Phrase Or Vivid Cameo.

I Couldn't Really See The Point Of Having Lunch Unless It Started At 1:00 And Ended A Week Later In Monte Carlo.

Acting Is The Most Demanding, Painful Job In The World.

Acting In A Stage Play Is Like Working The Evening Shift In An Office.

The History Of The Relationship Between Comedy And Swimming Is Short Indeed. Of Course It Is Always Funny When Someone Falls Into Water, But That's About It.

About Every Four Years, Someone Says To Me, "i've Got A Friend Who Looks Exactly Like You." What Can You Say To This?