It's A Funny Old World. A Man's

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.