I've Never Hit A Woman In My

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.