I've Never Hit A Woman In My

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.